In News That Will Shock No One, Sweatpants See An 85% Spike

Just two short weeks ago, Anna Wintour, who famously responded with a point-blank “no!” when asked if she’d ever be caught dead wearing sweatpants, posed for Vogue’s Instagram in a pair of cherry red track pants and a matching La Ligne striped sweater. Granted, Wintour’s choice of quarantine bottoms weren’t exactly branded from her alma mater’s track team, but nevertheless, they were still technically considered sweatpants.